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by Cem Kefeli 1. Ekim 2012 06:28

İşte open-source böyle birşey... Mizah dahi daha özgürce Wink Mutlaka izlemenizi tevsiye ederim... 

(They appear to be the perfect family)
Father - Export all OLE objects with the command line
Father - So that they will be available for Internet information
(But sometimes appearances can be deceiving.)
Son - Dad?
Son - Why do we always use . Net?
Father - What do you mean?
Son - Are there no other developing platforms?
Father - I think it’s time for you to go to sleep!
(As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding)
Son & Peer - Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is!
Father - Hey, what are you guys up to?
Son - We are just enjoying some porn.
Father - Hope you’re not doing Java and open source…
Son & peer - No!
Father - Good!
(For being young is all about experimenting)
Father - What are you doing in there?
Son - Nothing!
Father - Hello?
Son - Yeah, I’m almost done!
Family: Merry Christmas!
(But a secret can’t stay a secret forever…)
Son - Dad…
Son - Mom.. I have a confession to make.
Son - I use Java!
Father - What the hell are you talking about?
Son - I want to use a programming language which doesn’t only run in Windows.
Father - That’s just wrong!
Son - Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.
Mother - My son is a monster!
Father - Microsoft gives us net based applications…
Father - that share information with other applications via web servers.
Father - They actually enable us to send XML-messages…
Father - …through SOAP! Through SOAP!
Son - Shouldn’t you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?
Son - Dad?
(But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.)
Son - Maybe you were right, dad.
Son - Maybe . NET is better than Java.
Son - Maybe it’s easier if Microsoft sets the standard…
Hot girl - Java is far better!
Hot girl - You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can’t do with Microsoft.
Hot girl - Java is the future!
(From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT)
(Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows)
Father - Goddammit!
(and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive and introduing Lenny Linux)
(Java 4-ever)

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